More emoticons (I know... been there, done that, got the bite marks...)

! 0 Who the &©%! came up with
drinking and throwing darts?
¡ ( I was at the same pub.
? ( I went fly fishing.
¬: ( I was chopping wood.
: ‡ Let me guess. Staple gun?
: o›) Is this the diet clinic?
(+] : | No, this is the ER.


: 9 Yummy.
: ¶ Brownies, my favourite!
: p Now I really have the munchies.
¢ : ( Aaah, kids, I made those for the church social.


A Very Short History of Men’s Fashion
 : ) ›— 1950s Shirt and tie.
‡ ) » 1960s Granny glasses and turtleneck.
; › >• 1970s Open shirt with medallion in the chest hairs.
= : ‹ 1980s Mohawk.
 : ) > 1990s Goatee.